I was in the pub last night.. normally it’s my refuge from the world. Some lager, some chat, and all my problems go away.
Until… over the gentle background noise of a pub comes…
BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
..and then again.. on another phone…
BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
…then later, on someone elses mobile phone….
BAAAAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
…and then again…
BAAAAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Must stay calm…. must stay calm…
Just when I think it’s stopped, another group of people come in. They walk to the bar and the guy at the front says, “I thought John would be here by now”…
BAAAA DING DING DING DING DING-A-DING DING DING BAAAA…
“Oh, this is him calling now…”, says the guy… “Woah cool! Is that the crazy frog”, says one of the other ee-jots….
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE FROG DIE!!!!
Then, during the ad break on the pub TV, we get…
“Crazy Frog`s back!
And this time he`s on the run”
[Axel F music, with Crazy Frog singing “ding ding ding” bits]
… 3 times in a single advert break
WHY?
C**ING F****NG B*****DING W***E OF A FROG!!!
Who are you eh?! Do you think you’re all cool with this soddin’ CRAP?! You’ve all got the same ringtone! It’s cost you ALL about 3 each and now you’re all getting a ringtone per week, courtesy of our esteemed friends at Jamster. The only solice I have is that these Nokia owners are all getting about 12 quid ripped out of their account monthly and they’re probably too daft to stop it!
Don’t even get me started on that ruddy chicken or the chicken and his mate… or that dancing or that farting pig dressed in PVC. If this continues it wouldn’t surprise me if someone stuff a brick through the TV – or any TV, be it at the local electrical shop, pub or at home.
What next ? Toys ? Maybe talking ones? Novelty key rings?!
Perhaps all those “BAAAAA DING DING DING DING” fans will go out and buy Crazy Frog wallpaper, or Crazy Frog carpet and Crazy Frog quilts ?
The world has gone mad… totally mad. I can understand a police office “familiarising himself” with a cop-car at 159mph on the M54. But hey – why spend thousands of pounds-worth of tax-payers money prosecuting the guy, then discussing it for nearly two years, then letting him off?!?!?! PC Milton, who drove the 3.2 litre Vauxhall Vectra GSi said…