I’m a celebrity.. Oh sod off.. get me a beer

Pah, “I’m a Celebrity, Get me out of here”. What a load of arse. It started yet again this Monday – a load of “never heard of them” celebrities trying to get some cash by doing cheap demeaning stunts for TV. The only one I recognised at first was Jason Donovan. AGH! Yes, I found myself actually watching part of this crappy TV show the other night. Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish. Scott Henshall.. who? Matt Willis … who? Phina Oruche… WHO!???!?! I was getting rapidly bored with the whole show until Myleene Klass started parading herself around wearing a very tight-fitting wet t-shirt.

Then they all had to have a shower…. and..

Now, somehow, I’m strangely drawn to the show…

Whilst we’re talking TV, check this page out the guy has done an excellent mash-up of the Channel 4 news theme ! Brilliant stuff. It’s amazing what you find on the internet. Where else would you find an aircraft carrier that’s completely cut-off from the sea? Insane.. Oh, and where else in the world would you get a “specially edited” version of the film “Flash Gordon” like this? This is truely Brian Blessed-tastic… “DIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Oh, also today I’ve found out that man-flu does exist… well, at least that’s what “Nuts Magazine” (a “it’s not porn love, honest”-type mens magazine featuring mostly semi-clad women and jokes) says..

Oh, and here’s how to start an argument on a website… Just mention smoking