Highly intelligent asylum seekers

“Come on lads! I’ve found a way to get into the UK without being spotted! Hop inside this chemical tanker!”

“A chemical tanker? Are you sure?”

“Yeah, no problem. In you get.. don’t worry about the smell…. “

“Oh, I’m going dizzy..”

Just what were these people thinking? Sure, I know they’re desperate, but climbing into a chemical tanker is absolutely insane.

It must be some sort of record though – they’re using the NHS service within 1 hour of arriving..