eBay descriptions

Whilst browsing around eBay last night I stumbled across this rather interesting description. I think I’ve been enlightened. This is an all-new use of the English language that I’ve never seen before.

eBay is a prime example of a site that gets used by “normal people” who perhaps haven’t reached the level of geek-dom some of us have. These are the people who float around car-cruising forums and make posts that say, “Hey dat new spoiler on Dazs motor is well kewl u gotta c it”

My old English teacher would be going nuts right now. Perhaps eBay should also ban HTML and big fonts, because that’s starting to do my head in too ;)