Yar! I’m ready to build yee a house!

My nephew will be having his pirate-themed birthday party soon, so we went out and got all the pirate stuff we could, including these pirate hats.

However, if you take a look on the inside you’ll notice one of those health and safety warnings that keep appearing on things due to insane idiots trying to sue the relevant companies.

Why have they done this exactly ? Has some construction worker turned up on site wearing one of these ? “Yar, let me build ye a house!”…