Woaha!!! What the frig happened to our shopping bill!? Never mind credit crunch, this is a wallet melting joke!
All we’ve got to do now is figure out how to go through a week or two without eating, or buying nappies, or buying any cleaning stuff.
At least it’s not just us. Stand at the checkout in your local aircraft-hanger-sized Tesco and watch everyone elses faces. You can tell that exact moment when the cashier looks up and says, “That’ll be your mortgage payment please”. People try and hide their pain and shock but inside they’re saying, “AGGH!!! You’re f*****g joking!! I bought all the non-branded stuff too!!!”