Dons World – Comments heard in the office

I’m starting a new section today. It’s due to the very strange comments that go around the office and I’ll be tagging them under the “Dons World” category. Anything I hear in the office that sounds funny will be going here.

Today we have this..

“I’ve been out with a Chinese girl once. The thing that put me off was the fact that she was 4 foot 2 or something. She was bordering on being a midget.”