This applies especially if you’re driving a Chrysler Crossfire and asked me about 10 minutes ago.
1. Say please.
2. Don’t doubt me when I’m telling you that the street you have doesn’t exist anywhere around here, you’re f##king lost, not me.
3. Say thank you.
4. Don’t drive off with your foot flat to the floor in a 30 zone when I’m pushing my son on his bike. You utter, utter, dick.
I thank you. Oh, and …
5. Driving a crap American sportscar in your mid-50’s only makes matters worse.