I fought them off with one hand

I love this story. It’s an epic report of a man who, whilst walking home, managed to fight off four attackers, one armed with a screwdriver, without dropping his chips. This guy is an utter star. We should put him on a pedestal. This is what all men should aspire to be. I’ve got my chips, and no screwdriver-wielding nutters are gonna make me drop them. He even got stabbed in the process, but went home and ate his chips. Double epic. This guy battered the gang simply by chipping away at them. (Sorry) But a part of me can’t help thinking that this never actually happened and, like most blokes do, he told his wife that “Four blokes attacked me, right, and I fought them off with one haaannndddd!” :) Link – BBC