You can buy lottery tickets online. It’s really easy. You login, choose some numbers and then you’re done. Most of the people in the UK don’t seem to realise this, and choose stand in a stupidly long queue in your local Tesco.
Today I logged into national-lottery.co.uk and .. I’ve got a message !!
I knew it. At long last, after buying those expensive lottery tickets, I’ve finally won something. There’s a message waiting, this is it. I’ll have to get my wife and ask her to look at the screen too. It looks like our day had finally arrived, a winning ticket. Millions to spend and…
Doah…