Google, I bloody hate you at times

Google have blocked Coolsmartphone from displaying ads.

So I asked them why. They told me I’d “broken the Google Policies” and to check my Google account for messages.

I did. There aren’t any.

They told me to submit my account for reconsideration.

I tried, but the reconsideration system won’t work because according to it I’ve NOT broken any policies.

I try and email Google, but I can’t, because.. it’s Google.


To make things better, here’s how people used to drive here in the UK way back when. Proper driving :)