Sweet Lord Almighty. What the hell is this?

This card is confirmed as genuine. It’s in the press and everything. At what point did Tony Blair look at the resulting image and go…

Yeah, that’s fine, we look great in that shot. I look totally comfortable.

It looks like someone has just trod on your foot Tony. Or perhaps you’ve stubbed your toe and the photographer had to use that shot because the camera broke down. I really don’t know, but this is just horrible in every single way. AGH! Scary!!!

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He’s coming to get me ! He’s HERE !!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HAPPY CHRISTMAAAAAASSSSSS
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