So. There’s been a large accident. What I’ll do is park up, in the middle of the bloody highway (not off the side or anything) and then what I’ll do is film everything. Then, when I see a large truck coming towards me, I’ll carry on filming and make absolutely ZERO effort to get out of the way.
Oh, then when the truck crashes, I’ll continue to film and then – AND ONLY THEN – will I move out of the way.
Yeah. That’s me. I passed a f**king driving test somehow. Stupid idiot f**k.