I really don’t know what to make of this news story. It’s just wrong on so many levels. I don’t know where to start. A charity “w**k-athon” is being held this Saturday to raise money for charity. It’s being filmed by Channel 4 as part of their “w**k week” shows. Now, first up I have to congratulate whoever it was at Channel 4 who came up with this idea. I’d applaud them mostly because they went into a board meeting one day and said..
I can just imagine everyone looking at him and saying, “Every week is completely w**k on Channel 4 at the moment. What’s your point?” Yet somehow he managed to get this idea into the “TV show melting pot” and it’s going to be aired shortly.
The second thing I just can’t get into my head is the fact that the people taking part in this event will be trying to break some sort of record. According to those in the know it’s eight-and-a-half hours for a man and six hours 20 minutes for a woman. Are you serious?!?!?!?! EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS SOLID W**KING??!? You’ve got to have some serious chaffing and soreness after that. Strewth… Eight and a half hours.. I’m sorry, I can’t bend my head around it. It’s insane. That’s like a full day at work, just masturbating…
The third thing I don’t get is the venue. It’s in London and they have the option of going into private booths or male-only or female-only areas.
EHHHHHHHH??????????????????????
How the chuff does that work ?!?!!
Who the chuff wants to go into a room full of blokes and start w**king for 8 and a half hours?!?!??!!?
I’m lost… sorry, I really am.
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