I’ve already mentioned the sheer arse that is our Eurovision entry. Possibly the most cringe-worthy bit is where random-dark-hard-bloke says, “Would you like some salted nuts Sir?” Somehow I’m fairly sure that it’s not the first time he’s offered some bloke salted nuts. Y’know what I mean? ;)
I wasn’t sure who’d actually phoned up and voted for this utter bildge, but then I heard our next-door-neighbour singing it this afternoon… good grief. That’s it, the world’s gone mad.
Who wrote this? It sounds like someone has just re-written that “Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a a Pizza Hut” song.
Watch the whole 3 minutes of “nails down a blackboard” crap here.