Imagine you’re driving down the motorway when suddenly a huge sewer overflows. Now, this isn’t just a bit of water running across the motorway – this is a huuuuuuuge explosion of brown, turd-ilicious richness. It’s so forceful that the huge metal cover holding the poo down flies into the air and drops right into your lane… then you crash right into it.

Now THAT is a bad way to end an evening, however, things get worse. The driver gets out of his pick-up truck to inspect the damage and.. KA-BOOOMMMM!!! It erupts again, covering him head-to-toe in natures best fertiliser.

Doah! Even the most powerful anti-deodorant isn’t going to save you from this one…