Man puts a big hard cock in his window

This one comes from The Sun and features a brilliant headline. It’s about a marketing campaign / complaint for a store called “Simply Dutch” up North somewhere (ker-ching).

Apparently some nutter has complained about a 4ft stone penis in the shop window. The Police were called because apparently it’s against some old law or something and constitutes an “offence”.

Loving the picture of the two coppers grappling with it. Kudos to the photographer on that one..

Strange how it’s an £80 fine for displaying it in public but The Sun can take a photo of it and put it in a paper..