Jordan. Go away now please.

Why is this ruddy woman in the news. Unless there’s a story about Jordan exploding then I don’t want to know.

Apparently she got sick of waiting for a flight back from Egypt and instead chartered a private jet. To make the money up she offered to fly anyone else home too, at a price.

Oh balls I’ve just talked about her and linked to it. I’ve added to her wealth just by linking to this. Arse!

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