Keeping Up With The Kardashians

So, I’ve been forced to watch this. Emily seems to have a fascination purely because they’re rich.

But…

..oh my good God. These people are completely screwed up. They’re so far removed from real life it’s untrue.

They seem to be walking around Bora Bora and moaning about the most insane things.

They all need a slap.

“I’m so sorry, I said some mean things”

“I appreciate that, I’m so hurt right now”

“I, like, totally respect that”

SHUT THE F**K UP