The Olympic torch is passing through your town so, because you’re the mayor and you’re a bit nuts, you dress as a sausage. A sausage. As if that wasn’t bad enough, most sausage costumes tend to make you look like a dick. A big cock. Anyway, the Mirror has grabbed some stupid locals who were apparently “offended” and thought she was making the town “a laughing stock”. They probably need a slap.
Link – The Mirror