Everything you see on TV is fake

Hard-working fishermen. Hard-working fishermen singing. They’re coming home after a long, hard day. They’re eating Youngs Breaded Cod. It’s a brilliant British advert…

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Here they come, singing as they stroll back with their fish. These hard-working men caught this fish. They braved the waves and the weather, to bring us fish…

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Here’s the kids, waiting patiently for their Dads to come back. Look at the cheeky rascals, playing with Youngs Breaded Cod Fillet boxes. Fish provided by their Dads. Those men carrying those boxes (above) marked “Youngs”. It’s something to be proud of. Men with fish. Good fish. Men bring fish. Men. Fish.

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Now they’re all sitting down. Singing. Being happy.. Eating that fish. Lovely. Tasty. FISH.

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Wait a minute… what’s that ? What’s that printed way down at the bottom, in a small font? Hmm.. it’s a little tricky to see because it’s white font on a white chequered table-cloth. Perhaps if I zoom in …

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WHAT?! You lied to us Youngs! This whole advert is a complete lie. It’s all bo*****s. I’ve been scammed!

Oh, I found a YouTube video which is an extended version of this unmitigated LIE… of course, what they should do is put a disclaimer that says, “THIS WHOLE ADVERT IS A COMPLETE UNTRUTH”.

Typical. TV is arse. Adverts lie to you. It’s all arse. The only thing you can believe in is The Simpsons…

What? It’s a cartoon?!?! The friggers…