Category: My blog

We need more people like this. Well done pal/

Let’s sum this up shall we. Some oik didn’t pay for his train ticket. The ticket guy told him to pay the fine or get off. The geezer tells him that he’s not going to do either of these things so, despite being asked several times and holding up an entire train load of people, he still sits in his… Read more →

Daz Willot from back in the day..

Oh my lord. I’ve just found this on the interwebs. It’s Daz Willot from May 1991 in bloody Shelleys, Stoke. Prepare for incredibly iffy sound quality (TDK D90 anyone?).. it is 21 years ago after all …. I remember this being the coolest thing ever. Lovin the shout-outs, “Big up Rob from Hanley!” Epic.. :) Daz Willot, Shelleys Stoke, 1991… Read more →

ADSL Speed tests are arse..

This is why those speed test sites should be ignored. These two tests were done 30 seconds apart. Same server, same ISP, same everything. The truth is, if you get bucket loss of people downloading bucket loads of data there will be contention, which means rubbish results which should never be believed. Test 1, around 14Mbps… Test 2, around 4Mbps…… Read more →

This woman is a mother…

Society is screwed I tells ya. True, there’s lots of people coming into this country. True, the country is changing. However, unfortunately also true is the fact that many jobs are filled by foreigners because a lot of Brits would rather sit on the dole. Anyway. Lots of swearing here. This woman was filmed and has now been arrested after… Read more →

Flying lawnmowers

A rather funky advert will be hitting your screens soon. It’s for some Airmiles card or some shit called “Avios”. I thought it was some sort of weight-loss drug but apparently not. Anyhoo, here’s the advert… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiJ4T3E-NM8#! ..and here’s the crazy people who actually made those things fly.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dzjuxy_awQ Avios have agreed to send me * £9000 for posting this,… Read more →

Thanks Train Line

What the cock is it with companies misleading you and squeezing in crappy surcharges for everything? TheTrainLine is another one. Sure, the tickets are cheaper, but they’re only cheaper than the cost on the day of departure. Oh, and as we all know, if you try and buy train tickets on the day of departure you’ll usually end up re-mortgaging… Read more →

Google Doodle – Failed submission.

Ever tried to contact Google ?? Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Ooohh… it’s impossible. It’s like trying to nail a stick to a concrete block using nothing more than a banana and a rubber mallet. Somehow, this guy managed it. He sent his own Google Doodle in – the one above – as a suggestion for the mighty Google logo. They said no.. but… Read more →