You dirty old man! :)

If you’re in the UK you may have seen this bird on the right (sorry, I shouldn’t say “bird” – I should say “female TV presenter”) on a TV Programme called “Property Ladder”. I got this funny animation of her (right) in an email today. Shortly after I got another email, also about a femal TV presenter.

I’m going to share this second email with you all. It’s about a kids TV show called “Ministry Of Mahem”. The producers of Saturday morning TV aren’t daft – they KNOW that kids get pulled away from their favourite morning shows by their parents to do more interesting things such as cleaning up their room or going shopping etc. So, to stop their viewing figures dropping, the TV moguls drop a very fit looking girl in a short skirt into the mix. This way, the children are happy, the teenage son is happy, the father is happy and the mother goes off to Asda to do the shopping.

Holly Willoughby is the lady in question here, and you’ll find the email I received below…..

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From: Jon [mailto:**************]
Sent: Thursday, May 12, 2005 1:01 PM
To: Gears
Subject: Ahem!

Anyone seen that kids TV show on ITV1 Saturday Mornings ? The girl who presents it is called Holly Willoughby, well fit. Anyway, I’ve just found her site … It’s a bit worrying what the producers of the kids TV show are making her do … Just have a look at this gallery…

http://www.hollywilloughby.co.uk/galleriesgunge.htm

..and this one…

http://www.hollywilloughby.co.uk/galleriesschool.htm

..and.. Um.. This banana-eating video…

http://www.hollywilloughby.co.uk/galleriesexperiments.htm

..and then there’s this…

http://www.hollywilloughby.co.uk/galleriesgeneral.htm

..and to put the icing on the cake, there’s this…

http://img154.echo.cx/my.php?image=hollyspits1hi.jpg

Here’s her site.. Ya dirty pervs……  http://www.hollywilloughby.co.uk/