Tennis babes

Oh dear.. there’s me reading about the Russian tennis babes in Wimbledon, when I stumble across this picture. It’s lovely Maria Sharapova, and she’s one very nice lady.

This picture is from Sports Illustrated and I, like any red-blooded mail, was thinking, “Hello lady..”

Then I read the text alongside..

“Sharapova poses in this 2002 photo shoot. Still a month away from her 15th birthday, she found herself gaining attention for her off-the-court attributes.”

AGH! She was 14 in that shot!!!!

Give me a call when I’m out of jail…..