AGH! Trying to find the SPV C700

You may have seen our recent story about the new Orange SPV C700. It’s arriving soon and it’s one of the first 3G Smartphones we’ve seen, however… one thing you should NOT do is Google it.
Please, please, PLEASE for the love of all things holy do NOT Google “C700”

I just tried a simple Google search for “C700” and ended up in a whole world of scariness.