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I’m gonna have a word with Yahoo!. All I wanted to do was a quick search – but no, instead I get a big advert telling me about the Yahoo! Formula 1 Babes… BLAMMO! Just one quick click and before you know it I’ve wasted 30 minutes looking at very nice ladies in very little clothing. It’s the camera-men I… Read more →

It’s not often you hear me mention Vodaphone. However, as Voda are now selling an MS Smartphone in New Zealand, I thought I’d include this rather funny movie, which kinda takes the piss out of Beckham a tad .. :) Oh, and I also found this quite funny too, after battling with some customer service people over the past few… Read more →

So, imagine the scene – you’re about to attend the Computer Trade Show in Birmingham UK. No, no.. better than that – you’re actually going to have a STAND at the Computer Trade Show. Imagine the scene now, you’re the head of that company, and you’ve got to think of a way to attract IT staff to your stand.. Hmmmm……… Read more →

It’s Friday, it’s time for a rant.. :) First up, it’s good to here that the British public spend more on alcohol than any other country in Europe. A report shows that us Brits spend around Read more →

It’s Friday, it’s time for a rant.. :) First up, it’s good to here that the British public spend more on alcohol than any other country in Europe. A report shows that us Brits spend around Read more →

Here in the UK we have a huge radio station called Radio 1. This morning I nearly fell off my chair when I heard that local band “The Room” (click click here for their website) are to be part of “One Music Unsigned” – featuring all the best of the unsigned acts around the UK. These guys are from my… Read more →

Don’t ever mix wine and lager – it’s a bad combination… Oooo my head. I feel like I’ve been in a fight or something.. who knows, I could’ve been – I’ve got no recollection of what happened last night after I started mixing drinks. Don’t do it people, it’s not big or clever… Talking about big, I was trawling through… Read more →

Regular visitors will know that I have a tendancy to waffle quite a bit and waste bandwidth. Never mind eh? :) Well, I just had to mention this seriously deranged advert – it’s stuff like this (plus the large amount of lager) that helps me maintain my own mental state… Absolutely fantastic stuff. (By the way, if the link above… Read more →

This rant is sponsored in part by many cans of Kronenbourg 1664 (Strange rant begin) I tell you what – life is weird. I used to work at Safeway. I used to count tins of beans – that was my job… pretty much. A couple of years down the line and I’ve changed my job a few times, learned some… Read more →

It’s cold, dark, wet and windy here in the UK – plus it’s apparently going to snow and get colder soon! It’s so bad that the weather guy on the radio said, “The weather today, rubbish – throughout the UK”. How right he is, so now is a good time for a break. Tomorrow (Friday 23rd), I’ll be hopping on… Read more →

See this phone, its a bobby dazzler! Could Orange be getting sponsorship from the king of orange-ness? Mr David Dickinson himself ? Well no, it’s just a quiet news day and I want to get everyone who’s reading my news feed to click on this story and go, “Oh…” :) Hhehehe :) If you don’t know who David Dickinson (the… Read more →

/Rant start There are some truly terrible “made for TV” movies out there, but I have to admit that “Atomic Train”, which was on BBC1 here in the UK at 11.15 last night (Monday) has to be amongst the worst movies ever. Featuring “that bird from Sex in the City” and Rob Lowe, this was the biggest pile of arse… Read more →

Here we are, well into 2004. I hope you all had a great New Year and a great Christmas. Normal service should now be resumed here at coolsmartphone.com .. at least now I’ve sobered up. It’s been another totally un-white Christmas here in merry ‘ole England. Wet, windy and very warm (global warming anyone?) We can today announce that we’ve… Read more →

Here we are, well into 2004. I hope you all had a great New Year and a great Christmas. Normal service should now be resumed here at coolsmartphone.com .. at least now I’ve sobered up. It’s been another totally un-white Christmas here in merry ‘ole England. Wet, windy and very warm (global warming anyone?) We can today announce that we’ve… Read more →

This is the new Smartphone from Sinclair Industries. Sir Clive Sinclair designed this one personally.. This will be released soon, and will come equipped with rubber keys and 2 colour screen. …only joking.. :) Sorry .. Very hectic week so far (an it’s only Monday) – had to do something to relieve the stress. Read more →

Outlook Mobile Access (OMA) alows smartphones users to view mails from SBS 2003.. IT devloppers, create your own smartphone mail server…! More info : Click here Read more →

This email appears to be flying around the Inboxes of the world at the minute, so I thought I’d share with you….   WATER OR COKE?            This is really an eye opener!    We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written down like this before.    WATER  1. 75% of… Read more →

  So, Arnie is now California’s Governor.. but it makes you wonder. These are some of Arnie’s quotes, mentioned during his race for Governor….  Only in America…… ;) -On whether to run for power: Read more →

  So, Arnie is now California’s Governor.. but it makes you wonder. These are some of Arnie’s quotes, mentioned during his race for Governor….  Only in America…… ;) -On whether to run for power: Read more →

Yet another exclusive SPV picture for you here – sent in Joel Miles-Board. It’s a sneak peak at another SPV … I think Orange have gone off the rails a bit with this design though. ;) Ok.. I’m joking… It’s the SPV from Captain Scarlet – that classic Gerry Anderson puppet show (by the way, you can download Captain Scarlet… Read more →

Is there anyone else out there who thinks that Sheriff John Bunnell from Worlds Wildest Police Videos is a bit of a fruit-loop ?? And to think he used to be a Sheriff… Can you imagine him stopping you ? “Hi, I’m Sheriff John Bunnell – I saw you blast down the break-down lane in your Chevvy cruiser, possibly DUI… Read more →

So here I am – stuck at home on a saturday night. My missus is on a night flight (she’s a stewardess) so I’m unfortunately stuck at home. Thanks to channel 265 on Sky, plus the Slinky night (right)… life ain’t too bad. :) What’s on 265 ? Well, here in the UK we’ve now got Digital TV everywhere –… Read more →